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  1. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I thought a poster I saw on a college campus said "Do you <3 oranges?" Upon closer inspection it actually said "Do you <3 orgasms?"
  2. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    Finish as Finnish, but at least that's not a far stretch.
  3. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    My mother and I went on a trip to the mountains to visit some family members. I misread a lot of things there. The only two I remember are "Profile Rock" as "Pedophile Rock" and "Mt. Werner CIR" as "My Weiner Car."
  4. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    "All you can eat" as "all you can fat," which actually sort of makes sense. Also, "things" as "shit," which makes sense too.
  5. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    "Who's the Boss?" as "The Whore House."
  6. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    "Chicagolicious" as "chuggaaconroy," I am just the weirdest person ever.
  7. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    There is a restaurant in town that my family goes to often. The door that leads to the patio has a note on it. So: "Close with care please" as "close with cake please" (mostly due to handwriting).
  8. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I was going through Denver and saw a parking garage that said "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIA," which I mistook for "THE EASIEST WAY TO DIE."
  9. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I misread both as Shelgon.
  10. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I looked up at the TV and totally misread "Lang Syne" as "Lana Skye." Also I somehow developed the ability to misread anything as "cock" or "pregnant" or some variation thereof. Even if there are no words resembling those on the page. And I misread everything in this thread because I guess I...
  11. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I misread that "roasted peanuts" earlier as "roasted pandas."
  12. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    Not really a misreading, but every time I see Shinatoa's avatar out of the corner of my eye, I think that it shows Gumshoe. But it doesn't :(
  13. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I just misread promo as porno. And it made perfect sense.
  14. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I misread "cutting off your circulation" as "cutting off your circumcision." Also I was watching the same movie and managed to mishear "get Percy" as "get pregnant" again, which is completely impossible.
  15. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    Not really a misreading, but I was watching a movie and I managed to mishear "get Percy" as "get pregnant."
  16. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I recently managed to misread a bit of a URL in a commercial as "vasectomy." It actually said "vacationpay."
  17. shadow_lugia

    Misreadings and stuff

    I have a friend who thought another friend's shirt said "I <3 Penis." It actually said "I <3 Paris." I also managed to read satyr as stayr for like a year before I actually realized it. I tend to do things like this a lot.
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